Friends, let us speak. Wittenberg to Westphalia is a strong and noble house with a long and somewhat disreputable history, but we have fallen on hard times. Hosting fees, books, and the desire to get some kind of recompense for all my hard work have come together to threaten this nascent conglomeration of territories even as they struggle for a unified identity. We need money to hire mercenaries (Andrew) and maintain our rightful place on the map, and to, you know, eat and stuff. To gain that reprieve we are happy to announce a number of rewards for willing donors! Read on to learn of the wonderous things you can get by acting now! Acting now meaning making a secure donation via Paypal, or signing up to make recurring donations via Patreon using the buttons below!
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PaypalIf you wish to donate once, and not think about it from then on, you can do that via paypal! And there are some rewards:
SNARKY REGNAL NAME: $6 We are willing to sell anything, even our very name. If you donate at the $5 level, you can buy your way into the family tree of Wittenberg to Westphalia, joining an illustrious company. But wait, there is more. Act now and not only will you get your name read in an episode, you can pick your own snarky regnal name. If you do not pick one, one will be chosen for you from my favorites, so choose wisely. W2W MEMBERSHIP CLUB: $15.00 You will get a code that gets you store items at cost! When I figure out how to do this! ARISTOCRACY OF THE MIND $30 If you are in this special group, I will invite you to a monthly video chat to talk to me about stuff for one (1) hour. |
pATREONRecurring donations via patreon are the bee's knees. You can sign up for any amount, but if I might suggest considering the following reward levels:
MY UNDYING THANKS $1 per month While I cannot offer much in terms of material thanks I can offer my undying gratitude for allowing me to undertake this journey with you. SNARKY REGNAL NAME: $2 per month We are willing to sell anything, even our very name. If you sign up at the $2 level, you can buy your way into the family tree of Wittenberg to Westphalia, joining an illustrious company. But wait, there is more. Act now and not only will you get your name read in an episode, you can pick your own snarky regnal name. If you do not pick one, one will be chosen for you from my favorites, so choose wisely. W2W MEMBERSHIP CLUB: $5.00 per month You will get a code that gets you store items at cost! When I figure out how to do this! ARISTOCRACY OF THE MIND $10 per month If you are in this special group, I will invite you to a monthly video chat to talk to me about stuff for one (1) hour. |
Buy me a bookIf you would like to contribute to the research materials of this show direction, the above button is a link to the show's amazon wish list. All who assist this way will be given a snarky regnal name. I ought to give you more but it is hard to keep stuff straight.
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