There is no joy as pure as that gained when staid, civilized men wittily insult someone
Friends, let us speak. Wittenberg to Westphalia is a strong and noble house with a long and somewhat disreputable history, but we have fallen on hard times. Hosting fees, books, and the desire to get some kind of recompense for all my hard work have come together to threaten this nascent conglomeration of territories even as they struggle for a unified identity. We need money to hire mercenaries (Andrew) and maintain our rightful place on the map, and to gain that reprieve we are happy to announce a number of rewards for willing donors! Read on to learn of the wonderus things you can get by acting now! Acting now meaning making a secure donation via Paypal, or signing up to make recurring donations via Patreon using the buttons at right.
Snarky Regnal Name: $2.00 Patreon, $5.00 Paypal
we are willing to sell anything, even our very name. If you donate at the $2 or $5 levels, you can buy your way into the family tree of Wittenberg to Westphalia, joining an illustrious company. But wait, there is more. Act now and not only will you get your name read in an episode, you can pick your own snarky regnal name. If you do not pick one, one will be chosen for you from my favorites, so choose wisely.
W2W Swag (Convention Edition): $5.00 Patreon, $10.00 Paypal
I am thrilled to announce the availability of W2W branded swag. stickers, postcards, and business cards, all can be yours by donating at the $5 or $10 level. With these items you can tell everyone of your love of W2W, and help other W2W fans recognize you from a distance. This time saving technique will help you determine whether a stranger is worthy of your time and attention without having to go through the agonizing process of having to talk to them.
In all seriousness, this stuff looks great, I am really happy with how it came out, and I can't wait for you guys to get it. As you can see at right, each sticker has the W2W logo with the website address, in case you forget it. The postcard features a a scene from the classic 30 years war print series, Les Grandes Misères de la guerre, as well as a classic tag line from the show.
Special Gifts (???): $10.00 Patreon, $50.00 Paypal
I am in the process of developing some more high end swag items for the discerning W2W fan, who wants to show their love for the show without looking like a plebeian. I can't say what it is yet because I haven't gotten around to purchasing the swag, but hey, a great way to make me finish this process would be to donate at this level!
Pick a Show Topic: $100.00 Patreon, $300.00 Paypal
Wow, you are extremely generous. Of course you can pick a topic for a show. You can sleep on my couch for a few days if you want. Backrub?